《相对论》

哎呀，又是阿荣手痒的时候啦！今天的课题是本无名小子的“相对论”。由于此课题有一定程度地敏感，所以众女性被劝勉勿阅读此文章。其后果甚严重，会引起不安，重则发生暴动，轻则家破人亡，没有啦！女人和车子长久以来拥有割不断的关系，正所谓香车美人，两者不能缺一，至今仍是男人们的最爱。所以他们自然而然成为了今日论题的主角：

相：现代大部分男人都喜欢换新车，是因新车尚新，车漆漂亮，车身线条一流，人人看了都羡慕不已。男人拥有了它，可以鼻尖对着天说：它是我的老婆仔！

对：现代大部分男人都喜欢换女人，是因女人尚年轻或有新鲜感，皮光肉滑，身材一流，人人看了都羡慕不已。男人拥有了她，可以鼻尖对着天说：她是我的老婆仔！

相：男人爱车的性能。性能越卓越，男人就能在公路上飞驶，满足男人好胜的欲望！

对：男人爱和女人发生性爱关系。女人越瘙，男人就越能展现其雄风，满足男人性爱的欲望！

相：车吸引男人的优点在于它有多少设备，如：ABS, EBD 等等。

对：女人吸引男人的优点在于她有多少内涵，如：性格，天分等等。

相：现今油价高涨，男人转变，心仪小车，只因小车较省油，负担不重！

对：现今经济欠佳，男人转变，心仪爱节省的女人，只为和女友交往时花费不大，负担不重！

现时离婚率剧增，男人换女友比换车还快，难道这就是男人本性？无可否认，身为男人的我也认为男人是可恶的，偏爱新鲜感，所以希望各位女士要小心提防男人啊！奈何有句话说：男人不坏，女人不爱，现时的女士们究竟怎么了？如果你是一个男人但痛恨现时男人的通病，却发现自己正趋向那一方面，你又会怎样？

An accident!

Yesterday, 18th June 2008, my dad involved in an accident, he was knocked down by a car. That incident was happened in the morning. When he was riding his motorcycle, at Rasah street in Seremban, a car knocked his motorcycle from behind. Then, of course, he fell down at that instant. One of my dad's friend passed by and saw the incident. He faster approached my dad but he din't dare to touch my dad. Because my dad just lied on the road and fainted. Soon, he awake and kept asking his friend the same question: Where is here? Where am I? Then the driver of the car that knocked my dad together with the uncle sent my dad to the nearest hospital to check whether my dad was in the good condition. After doing the X-Ray for my dad, nothing (bad symptoms) was detected. Fortunately he wore helmet at that time. If not, he won't be so healthy now. He just got few wounds around his hands and legs and some at his body, not so serious. And how about the driver of that car? My dad just let him go after the man agreed to pay for the motorcycle's repairments. (The driver aged already, about 60-70 years old). After this accident, i want to leave some comments or advices for the road user. When you are riding motorcycle, please remember to wear a helmet and fasten the helmet's belt for your own safety. And for the car's driver, please be caution and aware of the other road user and of course, need to wear the seat belt all the time. I think the JPJ of M'sia should pay more atentions on the road safety aspect seems that the accident rate in M'sai is keep increasing. I think that the citizens of M'sia are not skillful enough in driving their vehicle, including me. Many citizens drive dangerously. Those teachers in driving's school should put more efforts in dealing with this problem.
(P/S: Plz think of your family and other road-users while you are driving and trying to do something that against the road's rules that might harm their life)

#3 in 1#

Blog 1:

Haha, i went for a vacation to Hong Kong on 31st May and came back on 4th June. A lot of people asked me how was my trip to Hong Kong and i just answered: 1/2 happy, 1/2 sad lor...

Happy things are my family and i have visited many places that are quite famous. We have visited Hong Kong Disneyland, Hong Kong "Dussary" Wax House, Qin Shui Wan......Actually we spent our holiday at Shenzen also. We went to the China's Culture Village which includes different ancient buildings which are much more smaller than the actual one. We took a lot of photos there and also picture in Disneyland and Wax House and i plan to make them into a movie and burn it out. I met Mickey, Minnie, Goofie, Donald Duck, Chip Munks, Tarzan and much more cartoon's characters inside the Disneyland. Besides , i met also Jacky Chan, Andy Lau, Bruce Lee,.....But all of them are made from wax, not real person. The Wax Andy Lau is different from the others because it has a fake heart inside its body. You can feel its heart beat if you put your hand on its chest.

The sad things are the Hong Kong people's behaviour, for example the tour guide. She acted like very friendly with us and willing to do anything to serve us like a VIP. But the truth is....she just think of getting more and more money from us by adding a lot of extra programmes in our trip. When we refused to let her do so, her face changed black immediately. Then, she started to avoid from socialize with us. What a poor services. They were too materialistic. The second thing that i'm not satisfied with is the accomodation provided by the tourism agency. We stayed in one of the hotel at Mongkok and the hotel room for 2 people is damned small. It is even smaller than a standard room in First World Hotel Genting. And everything that was sold at Hong Kong there all very expensive to us, including small souveniers and foods.

Fortunately we came back to Malaysia few days earlier before the flooding in Hong Kong which caused few flights cancelled and caused Disneyland cannot operate like usual, luckily...!

Blog 2:
On 8th June(Sun), i did something that made me very happy. It was my 1st time in my whole life to donate blood! After fetching my brother to the Terminal 1bus station, my mum, sis and me went shopping at the Terminal 1 shopping centre. At first, i felt very bored because i don't like to shopping. Then, i found out that there was a blood-donation campaign at the 1st floor. After getting permission from my mum, i faster went to the campaign and donated 450ml of blood which i thought was very little. I was very excited and keep smiling while i was donating blood. The nurse looked at me with a weird sight and wondered why i was smilling at that time. After donating blood, my dad and i went to the wedding dinner at Sunway Resort Hotel and it was my first time to drink a glass of Brandy-"Martell Blue-Cotton" which my mum doesn't allow me to drink. At first, I was very cold inside the hotel but soon, after drinking the blue-cotton, i didn't feel cold anymore. It really helped to make me hotter. Haha!

Blog 3:
I dreamed of one girl this morning but i didn't know who is she. I don't think I know her before these. But she don't make me feel strange. In my dream, both of us wore clothes which seems to be designed during china's dynasty period. At first, i saw her dressed in male clothes and soon i discovered that she was a girl. She is very beautiful and not like other girls that depend on make-up to improving their look. And when i wanted to approach her to ask for her name, my mum woke me up. Haiz...I was almost there.Soon only i knew it was just a dream. A dream that quite similar with one of the Chinese's drama-"The Butterfly Lovers 梁祝"! Haha!